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gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

terrakion:

bunnelby:

sweetandnaughtyy:

My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil

why

in the future everything is chrome

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

rockinglittlebookworm:

piercing-whore:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

egberts:

kisseskarkat:

example A

thats the picture i made that post about

egberts:

kisseskarkat:

example A

thats the picture i made that post about

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

Why did I tell you that.
six word story (via c-yclone)

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this