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fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

thursdaysisters:

most subtle Supernatural t-shirt ever

thursdaysisters:

most subtle Supernatural t-shirt ever

mugglescanttameme:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I need a drink

You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. … Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. … A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is.

definemeequalsimpossible:

im so sick of being lonely

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

definemeequalsimpossible:

submissivedreamer:

badvanilla79:

submissivedreamer:

submissivefeminist:

professorsubmissive:

fortheluvofdoms:

xsirandhiskittenx:

So one of kittens tasks was to write me a list of goals and things she wished to achieve or improve on. To be a Dom is to take the goals and make them a reality, anything is possible, anything is achievable with hard work, a guiding hand and someone always believing in you. Sir Ross

holy fuck. this is sexy and i would love this

This made me melt into a puddle.

Marry this Dom.

This makes me feel so sad.

Why sad? There is nothing as amazing as well read woman.

Sad because I want that, too.

i fucking love this no i am not resting till i find someone like this

definemeequalsimpossible:

submissivedreamer:

badvanilla79:

submissivedreamer:

submissivefeminist:

professorsubmissive:

fortheluvofdoms:

xsirandhiskittenx:

So one of kittens tasks was to write me a list of goals and things she wished to achieve or improve on. To be a Dom is to take the goals and make them a reality, anything is possible, anything is achievable with hard work, a guiding hand and someone always believing in you.
Sir Ross

holy fuck. this is sexy and i would love this

This made me melt into a puddle.

Marry this Dom.

This makes me feel so sad.

Why sad? There is nothing as amazing as well read woman.

Sad because I want that, too.

i fucking love this no i am not resting till i find someone like this

niallshungrytardis:

owldee:

OMG

HOW IS THIS NOT THE MOST POPULAR POST ON TUMBLR

It’s okay if I’m not
your favorite
chapter you have
written,
but I hope you
sometimes smile
when you flip
back to the pages
I was still apart of.
Unknown (via homowrecked)

jaclcfrost:

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong

THIS IS WHY I NEED FUCKING FEMINISM

JUST BECAUSE IM A CIS WHITE MIDDLE CLASS GIRL DOESNT MEAN IM CLOSEMINDED OR THAT I HAVE BAD TASTE IN LITERATURE OR ARTS OR THAT I TALK LIKE A VALLEY GIRL OR THAT I LIVE OFF STARBUCKS OR THAT I DONT HAVE LEGITIMATE REASONS TO BE SAD OR DEPRESSED OR FUCKED UP. FEMINISM IS EQUALITY THEREFORE I DESERVE THE EQUALITY TO NOT BE BASHED BY THOSE WHO DONT FIT SOCIETY’S NORMS. IT SUCKS ASS THAT SOME PEOPLE DONT FIT THE NORMS AND IM A STRONG ADVOCATE FOR EQUALITY FOR EVERYONE AMONG THE GENDER, SEXUALITY, COLOR, AND NATIONALITY SPECTRUM BUT GIVE ME SOME BASIC RESPECT AND DONT STEREOTYPE ME BECAUSE I WAS BORN FITTING THE NORM. ITS NOT MY FAULT ANYMORE THAN ITS PEOPLE WHO DONT FIT THE NORMS FAULT. IF EVERYONE RESPECTS EACH OTHER THINGS WOULD GO SO MUCH BETTER IN THE WORLD.