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disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

Today I tried to draw of the first time.

Today I tried to draw of the first time.

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

"Is anyone gonna mention the elephant in the room?"

Make me wet. Make me moan. Make me yours.

21slugs:

sad with a hint of horny

livelong-mywaywardson:

 


estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

livelong-mywaywardson:

 

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

You two are bickering like an old married couple.

analish:

tumblr literally makes me want to rewatch every old drake and josh episode ever

  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away:

    i made food

  • me:

    can i have some

How can someone be so loved, yet feel so abandoned?

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

surprisebitch:

there are 3 types of people

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy