[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
Definition of College life.
I thought that was Spock
Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit
I saw Spock too
Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?”
McCoy: “No, but with all that student debt he’ll owe, he may as well be.”
i think the two most important rules of fandom are
- don’t judge the fandom by the fan
- don’t judge the fan by the fandom
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
i skip breakfast because it makes me nauseated to eat so early in the morning.
Omg im not the only one?? I physically cannot eat in the morning without that gross feeling in my gut
i joke about being addicted to the internet all the time but it actually brings me so much happiness, entertainment and makes it harder to feel lonely so like yeah no shit im on it all the time
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused